Fundies Say the Darndest Things has posted a list of the top 100 quotes they have found of fundamentalists in forums around the web. Some are extremely funny, some are just plain ignorant, and some are completely illogical. I was quite disturbed by the ones that were hateful and threatening. Those ones reminded me that there are people out there who don't understand the idea of equality. You can read the entire list here but I have a few choice ones below for your amusement.
"Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy" - awesomestnerd
"I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs)." - Betty
"several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years." - Queen of the tigers
"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol" - Gods soldier [note: Yes. She actually said "lol" to girls getting raped.]
"You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian." - Troy [note: This was in response to another Christian's comments]
"To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible." - Ia Orana
"Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish." - awesomelegend