Sunday, August 13, 2006

Little Violin

I've been thinking about it and thinking about it and I finally decided to get it. I went out and got myself a little violin to keep in my pocket. The plan is to keep it with me at all times so I can take it out and "play" it when ever I get tired of someone whining or complaining about something. A very nice ender to an annoying story whether they laugh or walk away I will be satisfied.

Additionally, I plan on "accidentally" pulling it out of my pocket when I'm hitting on a girl and give some sob story about how it's to remind me of a dead relative. Throw in some fake tears and TA-DA!!! I have a phone number...or more (wink wink).

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