Newsie News 5/17

Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants
Well, everyone knows that the real Captain America was shot dead after him and some other superheroes started a Civil War that caused havoc around the country. But apparently Dr. Raymond Adamcik has decided to wear a Captain America costume well "getting too forward with a burrito he kept tucked inside his blue tights." The man was arrested for "battery, disorderly conduct, drug possession and trying to destroy evidence." Nothing says American justice like a doctor in a Captain America costume drugged out and gropping women.
Via [Fark]

America Says No to Canadian Hippie
Okay, I'm kidding about the hippie thing but Andrew Feldmar is a Vancouver psychotherapist that used LSD in 1967 for research purposes. So, naturally that means he is a lifetime druggie and must not be allowed into America. I love American logic... isn't is so wonderfully stupid?
Via [Boing Boing]

Heroes: Origins, Summer Miniseries
Apparently, Monday isn't the end of the Heroes season. There will be six episodes of "Heroes:Origins" which will focus on other people with powers whom we haven't meet yet. I'm glad to hear this because it gives me something to enjoy during the summer well I wait for the fall season to start back up again. That, and I can't wait to see what new powers there will be.

Bush Bans Cell Phone Calls Well in Sydney
While in Sydney, Austrailia, George W. Bush will be followed by a helicopter that will jam cellular signals. This makes sense of course. It means that Mr. President gets everybody full and undivided attention. You know, because everything he says is just that important. What a dork. Yes, I know it's for safety reasons but I consider it way to extreme in the whole "safety precaution" sector. And people wonder why other countries feel America likes to police the world.
Via [Slash Dot]