Supids - Kansas State School Board

I am officially declaring Kansas to be the home state of supids. Now, nobody get all upset. I'm not saying everyone in Kansas is a supid. After all, Superman came from Kansas so they can't all be supids there. What I am saying is that Kansas has the highest concentration of supidity in the world.

Okay, that was an exaggeration. Hollywood has the highest concentration of supids in the world, but Kansas comes in a close second.

Why is am I calling the majority of Kansas supid, well it has to do with the actions of the Kansas State School Board. Do you remember that part in the bible where it says that God created man and then turned to Adam and said that cute cartoon monsters are evil and the work of the devil. You don't? Me neither. I guess we got the edited version because the state school board has banned Pokemon from all the Kansas' schools.

You know Pokemon right?

Japanese Cartoon..


Video Games...


Card Game...


No big deal right? Just a harmless kids franchise. In Kansas they know better.

The supids there noticed that those cute little monsters are evolving. In the franchise evolving is how they get new powers and abilities. Of course by doing so they are promoting evolution which is wrong and is corrupting the minds of children. Yes, cartoons pets that turn into other pets is very evil indeed.

You know what comes with ridiculous laws based on ignorance right?


!!!FIRE!!!!


The churches of Kansas were nice enough to help encourage the enforcement of the new law by having "Pokemon Burnings" where they burned the games. Great idea right!!! Because burning the games doesn't have any symbolic characteristics similar to burning books in Germany during Nazi rule. Nope. None at all.

These people are really dedicated to helping to create another generation of supids. That is why I am giving the Kansas State School Board and the churches of Kansas the official badge of 'Dedicated Individuals Contributing to Kansas Supidity' or "D.I.C.K.S." for short. Unfortunately I am all out of these badges because I gave them to all the people of the Westboro Baptist Church who do a great job of having protests at soldiers' funerals. But I am expecting a new shipment soon so I will be sure to send them to you fine supid people when I do.

Supids - Customer Service

It is quite sad how supids have made their way into customer sevice. Typically it is expected that the people of customer service must deal with supids.

"What do you mean I can't return these shoes when they are a brand name not carried by your company?"

"Wait, so coffee is sopose to be hot?"

I once worked in retail and know the pain of dealing with these kind of supid customers. However, that situation is so common that I felt it was a subject that didn't need to be dicussed. Instead I will bring to light the fact that businesses are paying supids to "help" us. They are paying supid people to help people trying to fix service problems, a mistake on their bill, etc. (I saw the great opportunity for a "blind leading the blind" comment here, but I couldn't think of one without the words "fucking retarded" squeezed in there so I decided to leave it out)

First up, the case of The Unrequested Phoneline from Dean's World. A lady recieved a bill from Spint for a phone line they added to her house, that she never asked for. When she called to have them fix the mistake she had the following conversation:

Operator:"What's the phone number?"

The Lady"I have no idea. I know nothing about this."

"What's your phone number?"

I give it to her.

"That's not a Sprint number."

Well, I kind of knew that. I explain the situation again. She explains that Sprint does not service this area and had nothing to do with it. I ask in my sweetest voice why then I had an envelope from Sprint confirming service. Her conversation-ending answer:

"I would have no idea."

Don't you love it when the person you are talking to has no idea what is going on and asks you stupid information. If you love this kind of supidity then you will love the next case.

The case of .002 Dollars vs .002 Cents from Putfile. The link takes you to an audiofile (about 29 mintues long) that the customer recorded. You could listen to the file (and go through laugher, anger, frustration, and then laughter again)or I can summarize. Simply put, this man was told that he would have to pay .002 cents per kilobyte usage but was charged .002 dollars per kilobyte usage. He was charged 71 dollars instead of 71 cents. The best part is that no one at the company seems to understand him. He talks to 2 "supervisors" and he tries to simplify the situatation for him but they just don't get it. Only listen to this one if you are ready to hate the world.

Supids - An Introduction to Stupidty

Those who know me will note that I have a rather distinct attitude towards stupidity. I hate it. If you are someone who can't process information at a reasonably normal rate and then make a sound, logical decision...then you're stupid.

There are multiple types of stupid, most of which are discussed in this Phat Phree article by Scott Hofman. Scott lists: Religious Stupid, Hot Girl Stupid, Culturally Stupid, Fucking Retards, Illiterate Stupid, Socially Retarded, Old People Stupid, and Fat & Stupid. Read his article, because it does a good job of portraying a picture of these stupidity types. He gets most of them, but he forgot Smart Stupid (those so smart with books and knowledge that they forget to think about common sense) and Crazy Stupid (those who do something so crazy that you know they have to be stupid).

Now you are wondering though, what exactly is a "supid"? It is common knowledge that population growth is most common amongst those who are quite frankly, too stupid to use proper birth control. In light of this situation, a regular trend is developing. Stupid people breeding with other stupid people. The stupidity of these two people is so highly concentrated in their offspring that they are creating SUPER STUPID people... or "supids" as I have dubbed them.

Supids are the "next-generation" of stupid. These are people so stupid that they are mess up the most basic of tasks. They are even so ignorant to their stupidity that they blame OTHERS for their mistakes which is why there are so many ridiculous lawsuits.

My Supids topics will be presenting examples of supids, some hilarious and some pathetic. In my studies will be doing my best to analysis the supids and their unique way of thinking. I only hope my brain can handle the stress of dumbing down to understand them.