Hell's Kitchen - Season 3 Premier

I like to cook. It's fun, it's a chance to create something useful, and if you are good at if you get pretty creative in the kitchen. One thing I know for sure though is that I would never cut it in Chef Gordan Ramsay's kitchen. The guy is a controlling, foul-mouthed man with a short temper... which makes for great television.

I got into this show last season about 3 or 4 episodes in. The first time I saw Chef Ramsey yell at his "apprentice" chefs I fell in love with the show immediately. I don't know why, but I enjoy seeing other people get yelled out. I guess it's just my sadistic side.

Well, this episode started with a nice simple start. The new contestants walk in smiling and joyful to be in a such a beautiful restaurant. Suddenly Ramsey appears on a balcony and tells them to stop gawking and get in the kitchen and start cooking. They are suppose to make their "signature dishes," but it's just another opportunity for Ramsey to yell at them for being terrible chefs. One woman is even on the verge of fainting out of fear of the man.

Again the groups are divided into male (blue) and female (red) which results in the usual. The guys actually try to work as a team well the girls do nothing but bitch. At the end of the episode Ramsay gave Melissa, the current female team leader, was given the job by of choosing two women for elimination. As always in reality shows, she promises to not nominate the two worst red group members who she immediately nominates once in front of Ramsey. I personally would have liked both of them to go. They were both terrible. One was the bitchiest of the women and loved to tell everyone else how to do things her way. The other woman spend 2 hours messing up on cooking eggs. EGGS!!! The first thing most people learn to cook.

Well, Ramsay eliminates the egg lady which means we can expect some good drama from the bitchy lady. I can't wait for next week because of that drama and because of the asian/cowboy/pansy. The man just cries at the drop of a hat (probably because it reminds him of the sad ending of Brokeback Mountain... yes, I said that... sue me... on second thought don't sue me, just suck it up and deal with it). This man is obviously on the verge of a breakdown near the end of the episode. This man will either snap or end up in a fetal position in some corner before this season. As hinted by the teasers at the start of the first episode the man will probably snap which if he does will make for good television.

Pirates of the Caribbean - At World's End

I have to say this clearly, I hated Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest. It was a pointless sequel with bad dialogue, forced drama, multiple unimaginative plots, and an ending that left a bad taste in my mouth. After the movie was over I refused to see the third movie. I avoided any press, trailers, or promotion for the movie. I thought I was going to make it. I thought I would be able to keep myself from seeing the third Pirate movie, but they had the trailer during Spider-man 3. The trailer sucked me in and and I had the universal thought of hope... "maybe this time it will be better." So, I actually went and saw the movie this past weekend and have concluded the following: I liked it.

This movie wasn't as good as the first. The first was precise, had good comedic timing, was well written, had great character development, and had a nice clean ending. This movie was a watered down version of the first. The writing was very weak but still enjoyable. The humor was forced and often missed the mark. The character development was sporadic, had gigantic leaps in progress, but conformed to how we have come to perceive these characters. The ending cleaned some things up, but still left a lot of gaps that should have been filled. Overall it wasn't bad, but it still had a lot of bad parts.

!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!

The begging was pointless. We did not need to see pirates getting hanged, let alone singing. And what genius came up with the concept that killing a kid is the best way to start a family film. Someone at that studio is one sadistic bastard. Speaking of the studio people. Someone obviously thought we didn't Jack Sparrow was crazy enough so they decided to make give his hallucinations screen time so we can know that Jack is very crazy. Nice going their too guys.

I was pissed that the Calypso plot line was hyped up but ended with a fizz. She gets all big, she says something in a really deep voice, she turns into crabs (yeah, I'm sure THAT doesn't have a double meaning), she creates a storm, she creates a maelstrom, and that's it. Whoop-de-fucking-do. All this Calypso this, Calypso that crap and all she does is make everyone wet. That's was I call bad writing. And the writers were obviously pretty lazy because they threw in a nicely stolen "Braveheart" speech near the end. Yes, let's get the pirates hyped up with a speech about freedom and being free men... hmm, wonder why that sounds familiar you lazy bastards.

The graphics were pretty damn good. Almost every part of the movie looked real and astounding, although there was the scene before the waterfall where it looked so bad I expected the ship to run into a giant baby revealing that the whole thing was taking place in a bathtub.

The fight scene at the end was the highlight of the movie. Lots of sword fighting, lots of cheesy dialogue, and lots of stuff blowing up. The greatest part of the movie hands down. Even the lame "marriage ceremony" was enjoyable.

As for the characters, I will mention the obvious three stars of this movie. Barbosa, the monkey, and the parrot. These three are the best written, most enjoyable, and best developed characters of the movie. Barbosa showed us what a true captain and leader is, despite Jack's multiple attempts to prove himself the better(including the pirate telescope gag). The monkey and parrot provided enjoyable distractions from some of the scenes, acted as real people would in such situations, and were all around the best acted parts.

Overall, this film was good. Not bad, defiantly not great, and just above okay, it's a movie that is a step up from the last one, but still a step down from the first.

Supids - Kansas State School Board

I am officially declaring Kansas to be the home state of supids. Now, nobody get all upset. I'm not saying everyone in Kansas is a supid. After all, Superman came from Kansas so they can't all be supids there. What I am saying is that Kansas has the highest concentration of supidity in the world.

Okay, that was an exaggeration. Hollywood has the highest concentration of supids in the world, but Kansas comes in a close second.

Why is am I calling the majority of Kansas supid, well it has to do with the actions of the Kansas State School Board. Do you remember that part in the bible where it says that God created man and then turned to Adam and said that cute cartoon monsters are evil and the work of the devil. You don't? Me neither. I guess we got the edited version because the state school board has banned Pokemon from all the Kansas' schools.

You know Pokemon right?

Japanese Cartoon..


Video Games...


Card Game...


No big deal right? Just a harmless kids franchise. In Kansas they know better.

The supids there noticed that those cute little monsters are evolving. In the franchise evolving is how they get new powers and abilities. Of course by doing so they are promoting evolution which is wrong and is corrupting the minds of children. Yes, cartoons pets that turn into other pets is very evil indeed.

You know what comes with ridiculous laws based on ignorance right?


!!!FIRE!!!!


The churches of Kansas were nice enough to help encourage the enforcement of the new law by having "Pokemon Burnings" where they burned the games. Great idea right!!! Because burning the games doesn't have any symbolic characteristics similar to burning books in Germany during Nazi rule. Nope. None at all.

These people are really dedicated to helping to create another generation of supids. That is why I am giving the Kansas State School Board and the churches of Kansas the official badge of 'Dedicated Individuals Contributing to Kansas Supidity' or "D.I.C.K.S." for short. Unfortunately I am all out of these badges because I gave them to all the people of the Westboro Baptist Church who do a great job of having protests at soldiers' funerals. But I am expecting a new shipment soon so I will be sure to send them to you fine supid people when I do.

Battlestar Gallactica's Season 3 Finale

Honestly, I didn't watch a whole lot of this season. It was pretty slow and dull in comparison with the previous two seasons. I still tuned in now and then, watched the promos, and/or checked out Battlestar Wiki for anything I missed. Of course, I wasn't going to miss the season finale and it was a damn good one at that.

!!!SPOILERS!!!

Four of the final five cylons were revealed (or were they... see below), Baltar is innocent (did you really expect them to find him guilty??), and Starbuck is back (if you didn't see this coming then you are an idiot).

Although they "revealed" the four cylons I'm not sure I believe they are cylons. Yes, when Tigh first started hearing the "music coming from the ship" I thought it was the signal that the cylons were using to track the ship and thus he was a cylon. But not that they include Chief Tyrol in the "I hear the music" group I'm not so sure. They could very well all be people who just happen to be attuned to hearing this weird music due to brain waves or what not. This is a science fiction show after all. The main reasons I don't believe for sure that they are the four of the last five cylons is because:
1. They only said they are... we haven't actually seen more than just one of them.
2. It's a cliff hanger ending, of course they are going to mess with our heads.
3. If Tyrol is a cylon, doesn't that mean that his son is also a cylon baby. Doesn't that make Hera less important?

As for the return of Starbuck, this should have been obvious. Part of the main tension in the series is the relationship between Starbuck and Lee. That, and she is far to important a character (see her "death" episode) to not come back. I, at first, expected her to come back as a cylon (making her the fifth of the last five) but since she came back in her fighter, the same one she "died" in, there is a good chance she isn't a cylon. If she came in any other ship it would confirm her death but since her figher isn't destroyed that means she wasn't killed.

As for Baltar, I now suspect that he too heard the music for a moment. Before the weirdo "Baltar Cult" showed up to take him away I got the impression that he heard the music. If that's the case then yes, that could be a good argument for the other "cylons" (since that would complete the five) or against (since that means other people can hear the music too). Whatever the case, I am pretty pissed that we have to wait 7 FUCKING MONTHS for the next season.

End Spoilers

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What happened to the good old days of television. The shows you loved would start in the fall (early September to early October), have a month or two long winter break, end in spring (May-June), and start up again the next fall. No, thanks to The Sopranos, everyone thinks it's okay to break up the seasons into 5 parts, start when ever they want and end when ever they feel like it. Hell, they don't even have to have a season once a year... they can break it up into several years now. This is annoying and completely frustrating, but because these shows are so good... we say "okay great ones, what ever you say" and then bend over and pull our pants down to take it in the ass like the good faithful fans we are.

Oh well, at least Heroes starts up again in a couple weeks. Let's home they don't dick around with our assholes too much, because I'm sure mine will be sore by then.

UPDATE: Interview with Exec. Producer for BG. He discusses the ending and how it affects the next season.

Sunshine Trailer Song

After watching the above trailer from the upcoming movie Sunshine (yes the name sounds kind of lame but the movie does look like it will be great) I became obsessed with the song. I watched the trailer multiple times well doing air guitar violin. After 20+ viewings I knew I had to find this song...


since I've had a similar problem finding a song before I remembered the best place to find the answers. I did a google search for "sunshine trailer music" because if a song is good, others will become obsessed it too and will hunt it for me. Of course, I am never wrong and on the first page I found this "forum" giving the details of the song.

The track is from Nettwerk Music Group - Requiem for a Tower
A remake of the remake of the ‘Lord Of The Rings’ version of ‘Requiem for a Dream’ by Clint Mansell.

Where to next? Easy... You Tube. Where else do people take good songs and use them for stupid reasons. Sure enough I found this "video". Which game me this link to download the song.

Want to know how long it took me? About 15 minutes.. TOTAL!!! I love the internet.

Thought of The Day 2/9

Why do people glorify celebrities that die? The big thing going on right now is that Anna Nicole Smith died yesterday. Now she's all over the news and Internet. "Why did we fall in love with her"... "she wanted to be Marilyn Monroe" ... blah blah blah.

She died, probably from an overdose, and now she's gone. Big deal. Hundreds of thousands of people die everyday. People who made a difference in the world, or people who were good parents, or people who were just plain and ordinary. Why don't they get reported? Because they weren't famous in the first play. I say fuck that.

She died, put her in the obituary, and call it a day. We all die. I'm going to die, your going to die, and every celebrity is going to die. If you liked them, then go ahead and mourn them and pay your respects, but don't make them into "heroes" because they died.

Seriously. Congratulations your dead... just like the 5 billion or so people on this planet before you.

Newsie News 2/6

Crazed Astronaut Charged With Murder Attempt
Lisa Marie Nowak, a 43 old woman who was a mission specialist on a Space Shuttle Discovery flight was charged with attempted murder. She reportedly followed and attempted to kidnap and murder a woman who "had also been seeing the astronaut Nowak pined for. Someone doing something crazy for love is getting less and less weird to me (too many weirdos out there). But she is an astronaut. The kind of person that kids want to grow and be. It's very sad when we are sending crazy people into space especially because I thought they were suppose to give these people psychological testing. I guess Bush made the standards on those test too.

Via [Boing Boing]

University Celebrates Martin Luthur King Day with Fried Chicken and Mault Liquar
At Tarleton State University you know your at a party full of idiots when they celebrate Martin Luthur King Day by dressing up like gang members, eating fried chicken, and throwing back mault liquor all night long. Who would do this? The obvious answer is the correct one. A member of a fraternity... the smartest people on earth. Just ask the guys from Borat.
Via [Fark]

Casino Offers Man 2 Free Meal Comps Instead of $102,000
A casino in Bensalem, Pa accidently told a guy he won just over a hundred grand, then when they realized it was a computer glitch they promised him two free meal instead. I think the proper words here are "FUCKING BASTARDS!!!"
Via [Fark]

The 2007 Superbowl Commercials Sucked!!!
Now this isn't a link to a news article... it links to the ads. The game was pretty good (for the first half), but the commercials were terrible. I remember when I used to love watching the Superbowl just because that is when you actually WANTED to see the commercials. These were funny, entertaining, creative, and just plain memorable commercials... but not this year. I honestly didn't laugh at one of them. None of them peaked my interest with a unique joke, oddly creative characters, or memorable moments. They were all just plain terrible.
Via [ My Opinion... deal with it]

McDonald's Phone Hoax and the People that Listened

I saw this video and I was shocked by the story, the idiocy of the people involved, and how easy it was for some guy to make a phone call and get a girl sexually assaulted.

The video is a clip from 20/20 about an 18 year old McDonald's employee that was strip searched, spanked, and sexually abused by her manager and her manager's boyfriend because they received a phone call from a man claiming to be a police officer.

Here are a few links to the case: Man on Phone Caught, The Original Story, Assistant Manager Gets Probation.

Now, this is where I stop trying to be "professional." If you don't like naught language and ranting and raving, then stop here and skip to the end of this post.

You've been warned.

Okay, let's get down to business. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MANAGER!! She listens to the instructions of a man on the phone who claims to be a cop and never once questioned why he didn't just come down to the restaurant in person. The video even says the police station was half a mile away. HALF MILE AWAY!!! Does she just assume that the cops are too lazy to get out of their chairs to go down and take care of it. Does she really think the cops thought "I don't want to go down there, why not just have a McDonald's manager do the investigation for us. After all, everyone knows McDonald's managers are highly qualified, well educated people." DUMB ASS MEATY BITCH!!

I love how she thinks she is justified in her actions because she did what the "officer" on the phone told her to do. So it's okay to strip search someone because a man on a phone told you to do so. Just take two seconds and say out loud "I did what the guy on the phone told me to." You know what anyone with half a brain would think? They would think "Why am I listing to someone on the FUCKING PHONE!!!"

And let's not forget the girl. She is obviously very stupid. She's the kind of girl that gets pregnant because some guys says that "he loves her" and that "don't worry baby I will pull out." Stupid bitch. "My mom and dad told me to do what ever an adult says." Yeah, and I bet they told you to not to sniff exhaust fumes and quite obviously you did. Now the whole nation knows that you shouldn't be allowed near sharp things in fear that an adult would tell you to poke yourself with it. By the way, your 18!!! You are an adult you stupid doll!!

The most annoying part of this story. That this happened OVER 70 TIMES!!! This guy on a phone was able to get people to this stuff 70 FUCKING TIMES!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH AMERICA!!!! Are people here really that stupid. Are people here really that naive that if someone on the phone tells you "Simon says jump" they fucking jump.

DEAR GOD!!!! Please kill off these idiots. Stop stuff like this from continuing to happen. How can people be that stupid? How can we survive as a nation when these people continue to breed? More importantly, why do we allow these people to make the food that WE EAT!?!?!

My head hurts....

Dedicated Idiot

After the September 11th attacks, a lot of people felt compelled to do something. Weather it be donate money, give blood, join the military, or even... GROW A BEARD???

A Washington Teacher was apparently so compelled by the attacks, and had such a firm belief that we would hunt down and capture Osama bin Laden within a month or two, he decided to not cut his facial hair until bin Laden was in US custody.

I think it's fair to say that the man now has a rather long beard. His 5-year old beard ironically closely mimics the beards of Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.

This man has some courage for doing something so stupid as to believe that our government would actually accomplish something. This poor guy has to explain to his students every year that he has a ridiculous beard because the government hasn't caught someone that is suppose to be our number one priority for making the world safer.

You sir are a dedicated idiot. I respect that. You made a promise and stuck to it, unlike some people who will remain nameless (here's a hint, he almost choked on a pretzel once).

Mr. Patriot, you can now count yourself among the many people that have been screwed over by the lackluster efforts of our government. Enjoy the beard, and maybe next time set a smaller goal like "I won't eat hamburgers until Osama is caught or until my next barbecue."

The Numa Numa Kid is Back

First off, if you don't know who the Numa Numa Kid is... you haven't been online in the past year for anything other then e-mail or porn. For you sad pathetic people, you can check out the original Numa Numa Video HERE.

Anyways, Gary Brolsma (aka the Numa Numa Kid) has decided to do something with his internet fame (other then trying to get laid). He decided to create a new video called "New Numa which he is featuring on his sponsored site, NewNuma.com. The site gives people the opportunity to create their own Numa Numa videos that they can submit for a prize of $45,000 and the chance to be as famous as Gary. (WOO HOO!!)

I give this kid a lot of respect for doing something productive with his internet fame. He has decided to get sponsorship, create a site, create a new video, and try to extend his popularity. And under most circumstances this would all be great but...

After watching the new video I can honestly call this kid a "has been." The video was a sad attempt to recapture his "former glory." It would be like watching the N64 Kid make a video of him getting a Nintendo Wii for Christmas this year. This video made me realize how annoying this kid was and how I got so sick of the orginal video. Then, worst of all, he allowed us to all see just how fat and pathetic he is. He looks like the grown up version of the fat kid from Bad Santa.

Gary, I respect the fact you actually got of your big ass and did something but you should have just let things be. You just took yourself from the ranks of old favorite like Captain Planet, Slinky, and Furby to annoying old fades like the Macerena, the Taco Bell Dog, and Troll Dolls.

Mel Gibson Witch Hunt

On one of my favorite sites The Movie Blog posted a video of Jackie Mason (a jewish comedian/actor) responding to the Mel Gibson witch hunt (which you can view HERE I agreed with the man completly and posted the following comment:

Thank god there are people out there who don't give into witch hunts. This whole things has been rediculous on many levels (funny at first but now just sad). Jackie Mason is an intellegent man and I hope more people follow his example and drop it. I mean, we have more important news than what someone said well they were drunk.
With that kind of thinking you get this...
On today's news, Korea fires nuclear missiles at Florida and Jesus is spotted coming down from the heavens, but first some drunk man at a local bar was heard saying sexist remarks. They and I qoute, "I hate women! Their tits cause all my problems" This man's words have already caused strong reactions around the nation.
He is being condemned as a sexist by Hugh Hefner, Adam Corola, Howard Stern, and that guy who owns the "Girls Gone Wild" series. Many brothels have already banned him from entering their businesses. Kathy Griffin has taken out an add in Cosmo saying that she would never work or have sex with this man because of fear of hurting her well establised career and sex life.
-AB


I thought I made a clear (and funny) point. To my surprise, someone actually didn't agree with me. One "alfie" wrote the following:

A witch hunt is when you hunt people for something they have nothing to do with.....
there is no denying gibson drove drunk and made anti semitic remarks....so it isn't a witch hunt. he did it.
campea you want proof that gibson is anti semitic...wheres the proof that he isn't??
so far what proof do we have that he is...2 weeks ago mel gibson was arrested for drunk driving..when he was caught he said the following things "Fucking jews....the jews start all the wars in the world" "your not a jew are ya" oh and my personal favorite "sugartits" while not anti semitic it helps prove he is a fucking asshole.....
do you guys seriously believe with his fathers history and his own(in 1987 he and his father put their support behing a politician in ausytralia who was running for the league of australia party....what are their views??
that the holocaust didn't happen and that the world is run by a secret society of jews.....)
you seriously believe his outburst the other week was totally bought on by alcohol...that he has absolutely no ill thoughts towards jews and it just happened that this was the one time he ever said anything bad about them...this one time....he got caught and for the first time ever he made antisemitic remarks?? seriously you believe that?? you either love mels work a little too much or just seriously naive...

I was shocked to read what he said. H really didn't see my point of view (which is always the right one) so Icountered with:

Alfie.
Okay, so I may have over dramatized things with the statment "witch hunt." But, what you and many other people are doing reminds me of a scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail where they condemn a witch.
(go to THIS SITE to read a copy of this scene)
All arguments against him (including what you said above) are circumstantial.
>He says some rude stuff well drunk (who hasn't... I've called a few friends gay well drunk... and no, I'm not a homophobe, just a mean drunk)
>His father is an outspoken anti-semit (my dad likes to talk on the phone well on the toliet... doesn't me that I will do the same thing)
>He supported an Australian politician who is a freind of his fathers (hasn't your father ever make you do something for one of his friends...when I was a kid I was forced to pass out pamplets for someone running for some office that I didn't care about)
>He made Passion of the Christ (he believes in Christianity... all Christianity is formed on the idea that Christ was pursercuted by jews... are ALL Christian anti-semitic?)
Like I said before... witch hunt...an act of finding someone guilty of a crime based on faulty logic and a desire to blame others for bad happenings.
-AB

However, this too wasn't enough to pursuade him that I'm right (which further amazed and irritated me). He responed with some ignorate posts that you can read at the link above because I have lost interest in this person. He WANTS to punish Mel. Punish him for drinking and driving... not for other stuff that really isn't that important in the scope of what is going on in the world.

It's just a BANANA!!!!

Dieting has reached the most amazing level of crazy that I think even Tom Cruise would shit himself in shock.

Today at work one of my co-workers, one of the many people "watching her weight", asked me for a snack. I like keeping random snacks at my cubicle including crackers, sunflower seeds, beef jerky, dry cereal, and even sometimes fruits.

Anyways, she asked me if I had some fruit because she was feeling hungry. I told her I had nectarines and bananas. She said the banana sounds good and ask if she could have it. I said sure. I go get it, and return and hand it to her. Then, she asked me if I want half. I told her that I'm okay and I wasn't in the mood right now. So she turns ands starts asking other people nearby if they want half. I got curious as to why she was only going to eat half when she had just told me that she was quite hungry. She looked at me and said, "I don't want to eat the whole thing. I would feel like a pig."

WHAT!!!!! WHAT!!!!

IT'S A F*CKING BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How on earth is a fruit, a naturally edible plant produced item going to make you feel LIKE A PIG!!!!!

THERE ARE NO ADDED SUGARS IN BANANAS!!! THERE ARE NO UNNATURAL FATS!!!! THERE IS NO SALT, NO CHEMICALS, NO F*CKING CHOLESTEROL!!!!!

I had to walk away before I shoved that banana down her through and screamed out "TRUST ME! YOU NEED THIS! ITS BRAIN FOOD AND YOUR BRAIN IS STARVING!!!!"

The human race has taken another step towards the point when we all start eating cardboard so we can fit into pants with a 10 inch waistline well still trying to figure out why our bones keep poking out of our skin.

SCREW YOU!!!

I was working on today's blog (which you will now get tomorrow...if I can find all the stuff again)...took me a while to do the research, get the links, and type it up. And some stupd yahoo think pops up and I hit escape to get out of it...and it ERASES ALL THE WORK I JUST DID!!!!!

I'm on a computer oncampus and some jerk has appearently installed the yahoo tool bar. The stupid tool bar caused a pop up asking me if I want to shop for women (a word I typed in my blog). WHAT THE FUCK!!!! I hate yahoo. I hate their stupid tool bar. I hate that they appearently like to sell women, and I hate men in speedos cause no man looks good in them.

Damn it.

I need to go cool off before I kill someone for a klondike bar or something.

edited:
HOLY GOD!!!

I wanted to upload an image for this and now BLOGGER won't let me. It says it is up loaded...BUT THE DAMN IMAGE DOESN'T SHOW UP!!!

I am going to smash my compter in four seconds unless I get out of here.

I don't know if I want to blog anymore cause this is total crap. I am so sick of these damn error in Blogger..in Yahoo...in all this crap. I'll let you know tomorrow what I decide...later.

Bittersweet Loss

The Steelers won Superbowl XL and I knew they would. I watched the entire game and I saw the one mistake the Seahawks made. No, I'm not talking fumbles or enough spirit or player mistakes. One very simple but overpowering mistake. They played "Bittersweet Symphony" as their entrance song. WTF!?!?

YOU JINXED YOURSELVES!!! That song is about celebrating a win BY LOSING!!! What stupid person chose that song? That's like playing "Love Hurts" at a wedding or "Rape Me" at a frat party. Good job idiots. You put the shadow of lose on yourselves...wrapping yourselves up in in it.

Oh, and one more thing. What was with the Dr. Seuss meets Superbowl rhyme? Is it really that necessary to force children into loving football? Really, quite pathetic.

Finally, click here for Superbowl commercials.

Eat My Pants!

I'm sure you've all seen or in some cases wore crop pants. The flowy, butt tight crop pants. I have one thing to say those who wear them.. STOP!!!! You don't look good in them. You look like your pants either shrunk in the wash or your ass is eating your pants (don't you even fell the wedgie we all see?!?)

I don't know what cheap "fashion designer" came up with this idea (probably one who got wasted the night before a show and used cut up old pairs of pants), but those pants are ridiculous. As a man, and yes a STRAIGHT man, I don't think any girl looks good in those. Your butt doesn't look good, your legs are hardly visible, and unless some guy is turned on by ankles...you aren't catching the eye of anyone. No wait, I'm wrong. You are catching the eye of people making fun of you...like me.

You look stupid. Have a nice day.

Oh, and find something else for your butt to eat other then your pants. Try parsley. Nobody eats that so there's plenty.

You Better Be Sorry

Sorryeverybody.com is dedicated to helping people with a guilty conscience. Those guilty people are the ones who re-elected George W. Bush president and making America a not very funny joke to the world.

This site allows people to send in pictures of themselves apologizing for their waste of a vote. They even published a book of a collection of these pictures. They have an entire gallery of the pictures they have collected and some of the pictures make me fill like there is still some hope.

Maybe for our next election these people will vote for someone who says smarter things then "I believe what I believe because I believe what I believe is right." Yeah, NO president should ever say something that stupid. I can tell you now that my vote is for Gena Davis...her or that black guy from "24."

David Hasselhoff... Still Out There

Why it the world does this man still have a career? Shouldn't he have ended up on one of those has-been-celebrity shows like "Dancing with Celebrities" or "The Surreal Life." Why is he out there making videos like this?

Firstly, Knight Rider was cheesy and retarded. Secondly, Baywatch was never about seeing Hasselhoff run around on the beach in slow motion. Thirdly, this music video has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SONG HE IS SINGING!!! What does an eskimo, a James Bond wannabe, and a Crocodile Hunter reject have to do with being "Hooked on a Feeling?" WTF? And why were they all flying? It looks to me like Hoff was hooked on drugs.

If I find out that this video was number #1 in Germany then I will have to officially boycott all chocolate because they HAVE TO be laced with something to have a whole country like garbage like that (yes I am awear that America has encouraged people like Hoff such as our own William Hung...but that's not the point right now).

Seriously, this is all very sad. The love for Hoff is so scary and pathetic that someone actually made a website about WAXING HASSELHOFF'S CHEST HAIR !!! WHY!?!? I can't understand why someone would do that.

Man, just go away. Disappear like the Taco Bell Dog or Vanilla Ice. Please. I'll give you a free coupon to the gay night club of your choice if you just stop faking a career.

YOU SUCK UNKNOWN RUDE STUDENT!!!

This morning, on my way to class, I found the building that my classroom is in still locked. Having had many early classes over the past few semesters I wasn't surprised by this because the workers that are suppose to have the doors open often forget to do their job. At this point it doesn't bother me anymore, you get used to that kind of irritating irresponsibility.

What DID bother me this morning was the girl on the other side of the doors. Another student must have used another door in and was already inside though the doors I usually go through were locked. I shook the door to get here attention and when she looked up I waved and her to open the door for me. She went back to READING HER BOOK!! SHE IGNORED ME!! I shook the door again and again she looked up, I waved her over, and STILL SHE IGNORED ME!!

HOW HARD IS IT TO GET UP FOR 15 SECONDS AND JUST PUSH A DOOR OPEN!!!! It wouldn't have killed her and it would save me 2 minutes of walking around the building looking for an open door.

Why are people so self-centered. All she had to do was let me in and we'd both be happy...but no... "Why waste 15 seconds of my life helping someone else?" You suck...Thanks for perpetuating selfish human behavior.

Sorry, I know this was a lame blog but I just had to get that out.